Choosing to believe not all people are evil.

via fuckingbreathe / 9 hours ago / 22 notes /

via vonnegutisms / 10 hours ago / 31,378 notes /

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

via unlivedlife / 2 days ago / 83,203 notes /

justwatchthesunrise:

now-this-is-living:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg i cried

i’m sobbing like a baby right now

via justwatchthesunrise / 2 days ago / 53,734 notes /

insertsongreference:

reallifehermione:

I peed you a heart.

urine my heart

URINE MY HEART

URINE MY HEART

URINE MY HEART

URINE MY HEART.

I just laughed for about twenty minutes.

URINE MY HEART

(Source: catasters)

via insertsongreference / 3 days ago / 64,654 notes /

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via ddev0n / 3 days ago / 28,673 notes /

jaycosmicpower:

yes you are

via jaycosmicpower / 4 days ago / 8,895 notes /

(Source: mydemisee)

via long-road-to-ruin / 4 days ago / 75,407 notes /

(Source: wehateeveryonebutweloveeachother)

via organizationxiii / 4 days ago / 26,048 notes /

fitchtales:

synnesai:

soitenly:

511kinderheim:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

i hope to be these women in the future

holy fuck im dying

i’m already them

lskfjsldjh

via r0sebud- / 5 days ago / 15,815 notes / Oh that's Greek, Thats what the Greeks do,

(Source: earth-song)

via this-is-illegal / 5 days ago / 5,739 notes /

(Source: doesnteverybodywanttofallinlove)

via oceangoing / 1 week ago / 4,246 notes /

(Source: pleatedjeans)

via theepicnessofbeingawesome / 1 week ago / 109,554 notes /

southernram:

Moral of the story, don’t bring a girl in the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.

via nailpolishandchapstick / 1 week ago / 1,171 notes /

(Source: dr-phoenix)

via jaywriter / 1 week ago / 646 notes / Shitdgjkfsdj, Asdfjkjdsadfjvxzvjoyewyikhfssxvhjiytdgjkbfgu,

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